1 lovey (bear) nestled right up against the urinal
1 confiscated jack knife
1 son who looks like his sweatshirt is birthing his head
1 son who has now asked 4 times when we will be there (we have yet to get on the plane)
Same son who is now lying on the floor becoming the likely source of the next superbug
1 father who is eyeing the duty free alcohol