Month: May 2012

Heirarchy of Birth Order – The Meyer Theorem

First Child Literally the “FIRST CHILD”.  Of the Earth.  He is brilliant.  He does things.  He points. Second Child The hand-me-down child.  This child will never own a new, well, anything.  There will never be anything new.  Not even sneakers or underwear. Third Child The Tylenol PM child.  Also known as the ratty car seat…

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Vader and the Animal Hospital

While Darth Vader is not always an expected visitor at the Animal Hospital,  he has typically been welcomed.  Unfortunately, in an attempt to get the breathing just right for his four-legged audience, Vader ended up hyper-ventilating and sitting down on somebody’s cat.  The vet has politely asked that Mr. Vader refrain from such energetic performances…

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It was this big…

Griffin was less excited to find out that he swims in the same water as the fish.

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Minions

Minion = age between 4 and 11.  Younger than 4 and they are like like drunk hamsters.  Older than 11 and they are, well, exactly like you.

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