The Meyers. 2019. Why can’t you use your shower?” “I need the space. I worry that I might miss things.” “Miss things?” “Like with shower gel. I may need more coats.” I look at Griffin. Who talks like this? “Hello parental unit.” I guess his brother. “The mother unit is unable to come to the…
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Christmas 2018
The Meyers. 2018. “Did he pass out?” We are standing in a circle looking down at Cooper. Who is spread eagled on the ground. Eyes closed. “I don’t think so. He’s moving. <pause> Is he moving?” “Cooper, are you ok?” “Mmmmm. <silence> Nt…ut…iss… mas.. ter.” “What did he say?” “Cooper, what?” “Mmmm.” Groan. “Don’t… put……
Spring Break – Mastercard
1 lovey (bear) nestled right up against the urinal 1 confiscated jack knife 1 son who looks like his sweatshirt is birthing his head 1 son who has now asked 4 times when we will be there (we have yet to get on the plane) Same son who is now lying on the floor becoming…
10 pennies and a duck 