“What’s the tip of your nipple called?”
Dinner. First day schools have been cancelled. Of apparently many more days to come.
“Why on earth is is that what’s on your mind?”
Isn’t there a lawyer rule that you’re not supposed to ask a question you don’t really want to know the answer to?
“Well, I know the side part of your nipple is called the aeronaut or something like that. But what’s the pointy part called?
“Christian, the side part is not called the aeronaut.”
I bring my eyes back from the ceiling. This is going to be a long pandemic.
I look over at Christian. “What are you wearing? You look like you mugged a basketball player.”
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Thank you, C. This made me laugh for the first time today. Very glad we don’t have to face this catastrophe without 10p+🦆.
Looking forward to your weekly posts. (No pressure.)