“What’s the tip of your nipple called?”
Dinner. First day schools have been cancelled. Of apparently many more days to come.
“Why on earth is is that what’s on your mind?”
Isn’t there a lawyer rule that you’re not supposed to ask a question you don’t really want to know the answer to?
“Well, I know the side part of your nipple is called the aeronaut or something like that. But what’s the pointy part called?
“Christian, the side part is not called the aeronaut.”
I bring my eyes back from the ceiling. This is going to be a long pandemic.