The dinner table.  30 seconds.

“Don’t forget we have the play on Saturday.”

“Who’s Jack Nicholson?”

“Christian, please don’t put your tractor in the potatoes.”

“Do you think I can save enough for an iPhone?”

“What play?”

“He’s a golfer.”

“Why does Ben get an iPhone?”

“Can you get Christian to eat his beans, please?”

“He is not a golfer.”

“Did you talk to your parents today?”

“Who said Ben was getting an iPad?”

“iPhone”

“What?”